Trois personnes sont pour un entretien d'embauche convoquées en Angleterre. Arrived at
English test, the recruiter told them: "Make a sentence with three words: green, pink, yellow."
is the first Belgian who starts:
"I wake up in the Morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the Evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV."
is then the turn of the German:
"I wake up in the Morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I Hope It Will Be a pink day".
Finally, the French forward and says:
"I wake up in ze mornink, I hear ze phone:" green ..... green ... green ... "I pink up ze
phone and I say" Yellow ?"...
Cartelli sugli italiani bus: Non parlate all'autista ...ha bisogno delle mani!
An italian farmer is going to a marketplace with his horse and he's immediately noticed by a rich american businessman, who looks really interested by the animal.
"Hey!" says the businessman "How much do you want for that horse?"
"I would sella it you, man, but it no looka so good!"
"Sure, it looks fine to me! I'll give you $500, ok?"
"I saidda you it no looka so good! I would givya $100 but it no looka so good!"
The businessman insists for $500 and the farmer finally says OK.
The american businessman gallops off, very happy, but suddenly the horse hits a tree!
Then, completely wrathful, the american screams to the italian farmer "You! You sold me a blind horse!"
And the farmer replies, "I tell you no look so good it !!!!!!!!!"
Three tourists, a German, an Italian and a Frenchman.
While flying the plane to take fire and are forced to fall on an island by parachute.
The island is inhabited by indigenous people that force them to collect ten fruits of a single type. The German and Italian
back before the French with bananas and cherries.
The natives forced the German to put the banana in the ass without a murmur.
arrived at the 5th banana mumbles, then kill him. Italian Touch
must repeat done with the German, but with cherries. At 6 °
cherry burst out laughing and kill him.
In Paradise German Italian asks why he started to laugh because you could easily save.
The Italian replies, "I laughed because I saw it coming with 10 French melon!"
comment on a reconnait belge dans un combat de coq?
on vient avec un canard
comment on a reconnait anglais dans un combat de coq?
the seul c'est sur le canard
parier to comment on the Mafia reconnait dans un combat de coq?
the canard here gagne c'est paradis
européen: les policiers sont anglais
-les-
Cuisiniers
are french-mechanics are German-
everything is organized by the Swiss European
hell:
-cooks are English The mechanics are
-french
-lovers are Swiss-
the police are German-and
everything is organized by the Italian
How to double the sales value of a FIAT? it is refueled
Sai cosa vuole
say FIAT per i Francesi? Ferraillle Italian Assembly Turin
Secondo a recent Sondaggio it 3% degli italiani apprezza the fellatio, cunnilingus is it 2%. He remaining 95% ha dimostrato di cazzo di non capire a Latino!
In pieno Oceano da una nave cruise, full of tourists began to sink.
- "overboard" ordered the captain. But no one moves.
The commander then called his assistant and says: "Try to convince them."
After a while 'these returns and says to the captain: "We are all thrown into the sea"
- "How did you convince them?"
- With psychology. I told the British that it was a sporting gesture and have taken the plunge. I told the French that it was a chic thing, that was an order from the Germans, the Italians that it was forbidden, the Russians that was revolutionary .
- "But as you have convinced the Americans?"
- "Very easy. I said they were insured."
English at Pisa: "- The Italian usual listlessness.
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