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The adventure is over, alas, I'm back home, I found everything I had here, nothing has changed, people, places, things are always the same ... on the one hand it is comforting the other, the melancholy comes over me ... should start to get serious and work hard this semester, I have taken once the train to Padua, it is meant for me to return to the routine. If it were not for the thousands of obligations and commitments that I have on my mind I think I would feel even more lonely and bored. I try to capture, however the positive aspect of this. I appreciate the fact that it has been for at least five months in France, rather than see the other side of the coin and be sad I left.
I thank everyone I've met and known, they have given me so much and have been for me an important comparison, but I also thank the many more superficial knowledge that maybe I did at parties and of which perhaps a few months will not remember even the most names, but thank you anyway for being part of this experience. I thank and hug hands, because I've always been close and I have always understood and relieved when the loneliness or despair sometimes attacked. And he knows perfectly well that these months for us and our history have meant a lot and were a little 'proof of the pudding. Rongrazio Jenny German roommate and friend I have ever endured even when I woke up in the morning while she was still asleep or when I could not throw away the food went bad and I do the dirty work so that she then took and threw no longer even questioned, without waiting for things to turn green. I greet the three English so different and funny, greeting Salim, Dan and Mon and the English colony that was established in Cergy, goes to a special memory and Bruno Federico, only two Italians as well as me in that of Cergy, greeting Eva and Jana The two Czechs who made me discover a little 'more than this country unknown to me ... My last thought goes to you for allowing me to live this experience and for understanding my need to leave (but now we are accustomed) and the Mani family who welcomed me with open arms. So, THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In short, I recommend to everyone:

!!!!!!!!! GO IN ERASMUS

Now I do not know what will become of this blog, its history, has made and would distort the purpose for which it was born. If you ever pursue a deal with radical change, but this is still to be seen (or written ...).

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Tonight comes the cousin Lucia, how nice! But I'm a bit 'piiiiiiii :-( departure is approaching and you feel, so many have already left, I have to do things a little' red tape and a second, It's official, 31, allowing the train, I'll be in Vicenza. So that is good and it's better cos ì but I wonder what I could do even here, who else could I meet and tell myself I do not have a spring in one year on ... But you have to come back, waiting for Padova, alas!
Tomorrow TCF French exams such as TOEFL for English, will be tough. I pauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
on, so after we Saà the lights to pull me up!

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Answers

So So So ...

know why the Italians do not nno never love in the bathtub? Because the warm water softens the spaghetti ...

And what is the last straw for a French dressmaker? Be have to tighten the Channel ...

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Now little riddle / joke that I will not answer immediately, but only a couple of days.

know why the Italians never make love in the bathtub? Pourquoi les Italiens it
font pas l'amour dans la baignoire?
Why Italians do not make love while Having a bath?

And what is the last straw for a French dressmaker?

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Translation jokes

Indeed Mrpitiful right, here's a little 'translation!

How to recognize a Belgian to a cockfight?
comes with a duck!
How can you tell an Italian to a cockfight?
And 'the only one to bet sull'anatra!
And as we recognize the Mafia in a cockfight?
It 's the time I won the duck!

Paradiso Committee:
the police are British The cooks are French

the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian

everything is organized by the Swiss European
Hell: the cooks are English


the mechanics are French policemen are German

lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians!

How can make double the sales value of a FIAT?
enough to fill up with petrol!

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A little 'jokes of international ...

Trois personnes sont pour un entretien d'embauche convoquées en Angleterre. Arrived at
English test, the recruiter told them: "Make a sentence with three words: green, pink, yellow."

is the first Belgian who starts:
"I wake up in the Morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the Evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV."

is then the turn of the German:
"I wake up in the Morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I Hope It Will Be a pink day".

Finally, the French forward and says:
"I wake up in ze mornink, I hear ze phone:" green ..... green ... green ... "I pink up ze
phone and I say" Yellow ?"...

Cartelli sugli italiani bus: Non parlate all'autista ...ha bisogno delle mani!


An italian farmer is going to a marketplace with his horse and he's immediately noticed by a rich american businessman, who looks really interested by the animal.
"Hey!" says the businessman "How much do you want for that horse?"
"I would sella it you, man, but it no looka so good!"
"Sure, it looks fine to me! I'll give you $500, ok?"
"I saidda you it no looka so good! I would givya $100 but it no looka so good!"
The businessman insists for $500 and the farmer finally says OK.
The american businessman gallops off, very happy, but suddenly the horse hits a tree!
Then, completely wrathful, the american screams to the italian farmer "You! You sold me a blind horse!"
And the farmer replies, "I tell you no look so good it !!!!!!!!!"


Three tourists, a German, an Italian and a Frenchman.
While flying the plane to take fire and are forced to fall on an island by parachute.
The island is inhabited by indigenous people that force them to collect ten fruits of a single type. The German and Italian
back before the French with bananas and cherries.
The natives forced the German to put the banana in the ass without a murmur.
arrived at the 5th banana mumbles, then kill him. Italian Touch
must repeat done with the German, but with cherries. At 6 °
cherry burst out laughing and kill him.
In Paradise German Italian asks why he started to laugh because you could easily save.
The Italian replies, "I laughed because I saw it coming with 10 French melon!"


comment on a reconnait belge dans un combat de coq?
on vient avec un canard
comment on a reconnait anglais dans un combat de coq?
the seul c'est sur le canard
parier to comment on the Mafia reconnait dans un combat de coq?
the canard here gagne c'est paradis

européen: les policiers sont anglais
-les-
Cuisiniers
are french-mechanics are German-
everything is organized by the Swiss European

hell:
-cooks are English The mechanics are
-french
-lovers are Swiss-
the police are German-and
everything is organized by the Italian


How to double the sales value of a FIAT? it is refueled
Sai cosa vuole
say FIAT per i Francesi? Ferraillle Italian Assembly Turin


Secondo a recent Sondaggio it 3% degli italiani apprezza the fellatio, cunnilingus is it 2%. He remaining 95% ha dimostrato di cazzo di non capire a Latino!

In pieno Oceano da una nave cruise, full of tourists began to sink.
- "overboard" ordered the captain. But no one moves.
The commander then called his assistant and says: "Try to convince them."
After a while 'these returns and says to the captain: "We are all thrown into the sea"
- "How did you convince them?"
- With psychology. I told the British that it was a sporting gesture and have taken the plunge. I told the French that it was a chic thing, that was an order from the Germans, the Italians that it was forbidden, the Russians that was revolutionary .
- "But as you have convinced the Americans?"
- "Very easy. I said they were insured."

English at Pisa: "- The Italian usual listlessness.

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Casini for his head and thoughts

head more and more messed up, I bought the train ticket to return on January 30 and the contract expires the residence to make way for the Erasmus of the second half and then homeless or internship with a ticket in your pocket all the indications are that the time has come almost to departure. But I can not comprehend ... Maybe it's better this way ', go home, retrieve the exams that I did standing here (and therefore not taking back with the studies) and reflect the specialist. And here another great thought ... What to do? And above all, where? And we will never have common science can not be unemployed for life or interns? Or maybe I do the master par teach Italian as L2? Or come to do a Masters in France? The idea of \u200b\u200bgroped at Sciences-po inspires me a lot, although I know it is almost impossible ... And what if instead I take but I can not go because I have not finished the three-year due to the hypothetical stage I'm looking for? What to do? HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!! The thought of the future worries me, is normal or is it just me seems to have all these? I seem to lose control and I hate the fact that they do not control the situation (and my life) ...

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Well erasmus life again, I'm back in Cergy 5 and now the computer room, the universe has finally reopened. So here I am in touch with the world. Today is an important day is the birthday of my mother and Jenny !! Many best wishes to both! Yesterday rightly celebrated with Jenny and a little 'back of people among us, especially the British. Jenny was caught by me a gift of two parcels of pasta (could be nothing, no?), Super happy for long spaghetti.
I am in a period of intense meditation. I do not know as long as it 'here in France, but within a couple of days I have to decide irrevocably and time is running out. My bag ended in late February but here I've already done all the tests and find an internship is really an ... What can I do? Tips? Back in late January and be the winter session in Padua, or request an extension for the second half and risk losing time? Or continue looking for an internship that would be fruitless to go but if successful would be a really good experience? If not, someone gives me an internship?!