How Long Is The Sprinter Van

Tonight comes the cousin Lucia, how nice! But I'm a bit 'piiiiiiii :-( departure is approaching and you feel, so many have already left, I have to do things a little' red tape and a second, It's official, 31, allowing the train, I'll be in Vicenza. So that is good and it's better cos ì but I wonder what I could do even here, who else could I meet and tell myself I do not have a spring in one year on ... But you have to come back, waiting for Padova, alas!
Tomorrow TCF French exams such as TOEFL for English, will be tough. I pauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
on, so after we Saà the lights to pull me up!

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Answers

So So So ...

know why the Italians do not nno never love in the bathtub? Because the warm water softens the spaghetti ...

And what is the last straw for a French dressmaker? Be have to tighten the Channel ...

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Now little riddle / joke that I will not answer immediately, but only a couple of days.

know why the Italians never make love in the bathtub? Pourquoi les Italiens it
font pas l'amour dans la baignoire?
Why Italians do not make love while Having a bath?

And what is the last straw for a French dressmaker?

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Translation jokes

Indeed Mrpitiful right, here's a little 'translation!

How to recognize a Belgian to a cockfight?
comes with a duck!
How can you tell an Italian to a cockfight?
And 'the only one to bet sull'anatra!
And as we recognize the Mafia in a cockfight?
It 's the time I won the duck!

Paradiso Committee:
the police are British The cooks are French

the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian

everything is organized by the Swiss European
Hell: the cooks are English


the mechanics are French policemen are German

lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians!

How can make double the sales value of a FIAT?
enough to fill up with petrol!